RA class...

Katie: When the hand goes up, the mouth goes shut.
*lowers hand*
*loud noise*
*raises hand*
*silence*
Katie: Good.
*lowers hand*
*loud noise*
Katie: Ok kids, the game is over. Simon says it's over.
*I whisper to my friends*
Me: Simon says shut the f*** up.
*we laugh*
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Later on, on the phone with my buddy:
John: Well, I guess you had to be there.
Me: But you thought it was funny.
John: One person's garbage is another person's gold.
Me: Like that Coleus flower analogy?
John: oooh my.